superviser meaning

Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out.



Average : Not too bright.

Exceptionally well qualified : Has committed no major blunders to date.

Active socially : Drinks heavily.

Unlimited potential : Will stick with us until retirement.

Quick thinking : Offers plausible excuses for errors.

Takes advantage of every opportunity to progress : Buys drinks for superiors.

Stern disciplinarian : A real jerk.

Tactful in dealing with superiors : Knows when to keep mouth shut.

Approaches difficult problems with logic : Finds someone else to do the job.

A keen analyst : Thoroughly confused.

Not a desk person : Did not go to college.

Expresses self well : Can string two sentences together.

Spends extra hours on the job : Miserable home life.

Conscientious and careful : Scared.

Demonstrates qualities of leadership : Has a loud voice.

Judgment is usually sound : Lucky.

Gets along extremely well with superiors and subordinates alike : A coward.

Slightly below average : Stupid.

Of great value to the organization : Turns in work on time.

Is unusually loyal : Wanted by no-one else.

Alert to company developments : An office gossip.

Requires work-value attitudinal readjustment : Lazy and hard-headed.

Hard worker : Usually does it the hard way.

Enjoys job : Needs more to do.

Happy : Paid too much.

Well organized : Does too much busywork.

Competent : Is still able to get work done if supervisor helps.

Will go far : Relative of management.

Should go far : Please.

Uses time effectively : Clock watcher.

Very creative : Finds 22 reasons to do anything except original work.