golf and frog

This guy is playing a round of golf. He's about 150 yards from the 16th green. He takes his 7 iron out and lines up his shot.

"Ribet - 6 iron", he hears.

Seeing no one around, he starts to line up his shot again.

"Ribet - 6 iron", he look down and sees a frog talking to him.

"What the heck", he thinks. He takes out his 6 iron and knocks the ball 8 inches from the cup. "Wow", he says, and picks up the frog and carries it to the next hole. The 17th is a 190 yard par 3. The guy gets out his 3 iron.

"Ribet - 3 wood", says the frog. So he takes out the 3 wood and makes a hole in one.

"This frog is incredibly good luck", he thinks to himself. "Frog", he says, "We're going to Vegas!". So, sure enough, with the frog telling him to bet black or red, hit or stand, etc., the guy wins $100,000. He takes the frog up to his hotel room, puts it down, and says, "Frog, you have brought me great luck. I will do anything for you".

"Ribet - kiss me", says the frog.

"What the heck", says the guy. "This is a lucky frog". So, he kisses it, and it turns into the most beautiful 14 year old girl you have ever seen! Honest Judge that's how she got in my room.