Definitions for KISS

Professors of different subjects define the same word different ways.
 
   Prof. of Algebra      : Kiss is infinite because two divided by nothing.
 
   Prof. of Geometry : Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.
 
   Prof. of Physics      : Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
 
   Prof. of Chemistry    : Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
 
   Prof. of Zoology     : Kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.
 
   Prof. of Physiology   : Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscles in the state of contraction.
 
   Prof. of Dentistry    : Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
 
   Prof. of Accountancy : Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
 
   Prof. of Economics  : Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.
 
   Prof. of Statistics   : Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.
 
   Prof. of Philosophy  : Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
 
   Prof. of English      : Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
 
   Prof. of Comp.Science : What is a kiss? It looks to be an undefined variable.
 
   Prof. of Architecture : Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects.