Three old men

Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home.

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. You
always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you
stand at the toilet and nothing comes
out!"

"Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're
seventy, you can't even crap anymore. You take laxatives, eat
bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of
all."

"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.

"No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a
racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."

"Do you have trouble crapping?" "No, I crap every morning at
6:30."

With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get
this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and

crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so tough about being
80?"

"I don't wake up until 7:00."