Anjel...

A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice
from behind: "If u take one more step, a brick will fall
down on your head and kill you."

The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of
him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after a
while he was going to cross the road. Once again the
voice shouted:

"Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car
will run over you, and you will die." The man did as
he was instructed, just as a car came careening around
the corner, barely missing him.

"Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"

"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.

"Oh, yeah?" the man asked. "And where the hell were
you when I got married?"