Poor guys

Thought 1:
Life isn't fair to men. When we are born, our mother's
get the compliments and the flowers. When we are
married, our brides get the presents and the
publicity. When we die, our widows get the life
insurance. What do women want to be liberated from?

Thought 2:
The average man's life consists of - twenty years of
having his mother ask him where he is going; forty
years of having his wife ask the same question; and at
the end, the mourners wondering too.