Condom

When the Software industry had badly gone down, three software giants Sun, SCO(UNIX) ,and Microsoft started producing condoms and named them Java-condo, CondomiX , and MS-Comdome respectively.

A customer using Java-condo complained to Sun that the condom doesn't fit correctly.Sun replied: "Wait till we get the ISO standard". They boasted that it will fit to any size irrespective of underlying structure. Well, the customer switched to CondomiX and found that by the time he finshes reading the instructions, given
along with condomiX, his wife sleeping and he himself forgetting why he is using CondomiX. Finally he swiched to MS-Condome. To his surprise it was so good...and comfortable!. He used it happily. Three months later he found that his wife was pregnant. He got angry and complained to Micrsoft. He got his reply from Microsoft:

A Service PATCH IS COMING SOON...!